Some people ask, hey starbuddy, who is your hero? Who do you admire? Look up to? Perhaps even pine for on a daily basis? Well, look no further than my star in a thousand galaxies, the very stunning and well-adjusted Mr. Hugh Morris.

Since his very first appearance on the Nintendo Direct for Tomodachi Life 2 on January 29, 2026, Morris has wowed his fans with his iconic jingly little dance and a smile that make angels weep tears of joy. Morris dons a bright cheery hat and diamond face paint, a unique look that pulls the viewer in and begs for more. MORE HUGH! MORE HUGH!

It's safe to say he'll be making an appearance on my island.

Now, some people think it's a matter of Hugh Morris vs. Bubbles. To that, I say, they are boyfriends, your honor! Green and red are complement colors after all, and what's better than 2 complementary clowns falling in love? Nothing! That's right, doomed yaoi all the way for me!