Webkinz

Shrine!

This is where I'm putting my favorite Webkinz pets' bios, what I think of them, when I adopted them, etc. And also a silly little headcanon of what they'd be like if they were actually alive. Sadly, I do not still own any of my webkinz at all, so this digital shrine will do more than justice for my little babes.



What's so great about Webkinz anyway?

Well, you see, dear reader, Webkinz began in 2005 by the company Ganz. Now, I don't really know the technicalities of it all or how they came to be, but all I know is that in the 2000s, digital pets were the RAGE. Much like Neopets, but with cute irl fluffies. And what's better than that? What more could a child want except 20+ Webkinz collecting dust? Answer: NOTHING!



My Pets

Name: Daisy

Birthday: 7-19-2007

Species: chihuahua

Gender: female

Headcanon:

  • puts up with a lot before crashing out

  • currently in a qpr with Milkshake bc he's the only man she can love

  • hates the stereotype that all chihuahuas like Mexican food (though she enjoys a burrito every now and again)

  • voices her opinions even when you don't want to hear them (like when you need to dump your man), and she's right

Notes: Daisy is my very first webkinz and still my number one. She's named after Princess Daisy I believe.

Name: Milkshake

Birthday: 11-25-2007

Species: pug

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • malewife to Daisy

  • writes/directs movies for Daisy to star in

  • loves rock music, and blasts it in his jeep

  • wears those stupid little propeller hats

Notes: I used to rehearse wedding ceremonies between him and Daisy as a child I think? I was super big on them being a packaged deal for some reason. Still my number 2.

Name: Fuzzy

Birthday: 5-18-2008

Species: panda

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • chill uncle vibes

  • is very particular about his bamboo

  • a livestream gamer, but only plays cozy games

  • wants to live a simple life and doesn't ask for much

  • fuzzy sweaters

Notes: Fuzzy was FUZZY man. He's my third pet.

Name: the blue whale

Birthday: 6-8-2009

Species: whale

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • old man vibes

  • smiles and goes "ahaha yeah…" when he can't hear people (part of the auditory processing disorder squad)

  • means well but can come off as a bit ignorant of certain issues

  • had a past lover who went to sea (a fisherman) and never returned

Notes: Such a remarkably intelligent name there, I know. I wanted something impactful and grand but was also a dumb kid.

Name: sky blue

Birthday: 1-12-2009

Species: hippo

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • unironically wears the drink hat (for maximum efficiency)

  • only drinks coffee from locally owned businesses

  • goes out for brunch with his friends and always pays for everyone

  • believes that a little treat goes a long way

Notes: Hippos were my favorite animals as a child. Now, I think they're scary af.

Name: Slither

Birthday: 8-17-2008

Species: tiger snake

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • speaks with a lisp of course

  • has an extensive collection of shoes he'll never wear

  • likes hiding in grass and scaring his friends

  • older big brother vibes

Notes: I went through a snake phase as a kid to seem tougher. I kinda still like them, in a way.

Name: Rosemary

Birthday: 3-31-2012

Species: dreamy sheep

Gender: female

Headcanon:

  • she's on that good shit

  • melatonin addict and an insomniac

  • writes yaoi and yuri fanfics at 3 am

  • her midnight snack of choice consists of those plates of cheesecake with multiple flavors you get from Walmart in the bakery section

  • very nice and forgiving, but will fuck you up when needed (she'll write a y/n preg fic about you)

Notes: Fluffiest sheep EVER. I wish I still had her. I wish I was friends with her too.

Name: Fanges

Birthday: 9-19-2010

Species: bat

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • people typically pin him as the brooding emo type, but he's quite the opposite

  • king of puns and loves a good pie in the face

  • "my name is pronounced 'fangs.'"

  • just happy to be here and likes brightening up people's day

Notes: Bat plushies are such a cool concept. I loved how his wings could wrap around his body. I feel like I always gave him a goofy voice.

Name: spoots

Birthday: 12-25-2008

Species: whimsy dragon

Gender: male

Headcanon:

  • refuses to change his name because its unique

  • loves to be the center of attention

  • actually enjoys eating gelatin and craves the blue kind

  • wants to be a famous pop singer one day

  • definitely a twink

Notes: Spoots is my homie from another mother. Yes, his name was supposed to be "Spots." No, I was not smart enough to spell it out or ask for help.